What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 00:15
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Lululemon Stock Plummets 22% in Late Trading on Cut Guidance. Tariffs Are to Blame. - Barron's
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??